Is Cindy McCain The Rani? Probably...Probably...

I don't know if you caught The Onion News Network's coverage of the (formerly) potential first lady. But here it is, just in case:


Cindy McCain Claims She's Just Like Any Other Female Human

Anything in there pop out? Yeah. It hit me, too--her TWO hearts! Now, what else might have two hearts and look human? Yeah. That's right. Time lords.

So, taking that, and making a quick visual comparison, it quickly becomes clear that Cindy McCain is in fact The Rani! How could we have missed it? But knowing The Rani, this is clearly part of some intricate and clever experiment (with no regard for the test subjects). And knowing Cindy McCain's association, it probably involves beer. Which is just one more reason (as if you needed one) to not drink Budweiser (or any other Anheiser-Busch product).

But I've gotten off track. As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. So here are two pictures:



The same bad makeup. The same frightening facial features. The same terrible taste in clothing:


Also, one more piece of evidence. Tim Gunn smells something:



I think we all know that, "...looks like someone has twisted her ponytail into a knot and tried to give her a facelift," is fashion world code for, "...is a crazed timelord who wants to experiment on us and our planet with indifference to our well being. Watch out!"

So, in summation, watch out for Cindy McCain, and don't drink Budweiser. I suppose we knew these things already, but now we know them better.

That is all. Thank you.